TRUE FACT #5
My first car was a brown 70’s Buick Apollo. I paid $300 for it,
even though it was missing a front bumper.
I drove it for nearly 3 weeks then junked it after the engine seized up.
The junk yard driver paid me $50 for the car at the corner of Highland & Franklin in Hollywood. So in actuality the car cost me $250 for about 21 days of service.
To make myself feel better about buying the proverbial “lemon”, I still tell myself that it would’ve cost me more money per day if I had taken a taxi everywhere.
Damn, I’m good.